The Embodiment of Idiocy Wrapped in Bacon

This year I decided to buy seeds from the $1 section of Target.

I bought strawberries, basil, peppers and tomatoes.

My thumb is far from green and my free time is all but free.

Most of the seedlings didn’t make it and I grew very frustrated with the results.

I killed some of the plants from neglect or from ripping them out of the soil.

Surprisingly, my tomato plants survived the abuse and hate.

Now they are producing fruit.

I feel these will be the best tomatoes ever.